The full dossier

Everythinghe checks.

Every finding FAT Agent can raise, pulled straight from the plugin's source code. If it's on this page, he checks it. If it isn't, he doesn't, and we won't pretend otherwise.

241distinct findings17departmentsP0 to P3ranked
FAT Agent holding a folder stamped top secret

Checks by department

Google's rulebook 23

Spam policies and current Search guidance.

  • Back button hijacking (spam policy, enforced Jun 2026)
  • History manipulation in page scripts (verify)
  • noindex robots meta inside <body>
  • HTML exceeds Googlebot's 2MB indexing limit
  • Unedited AI output on page (scaled content abuse risk)
  • Conditional JavaScript redirect (sneaky redirect risk)
  • Possible hidden text (verify)
  • Location list stuffing (doorway / keyword stuffing signal)
  • Keyword repetition in body copy
  • Affiliate or paid links missing rel="sponsored"
  • Generic filler phrasing (low-effort content signal)
  • Keyword-stuffed title tag
  • Title likely truncated in results
  • Keyword-stuffed meta description
  • Meta description too short
  • Meta description likely truncated
  • Structured data dates are in the future
  • dateModified is earlier than datePublished
  • Snippets suppressed (also removes page from AI Overviews)
  • Markup for retired rich results
  • Favicon is SVG only
  • No favicon declared
  • No WebSite site-name markup on homepage

Site-wide crawl 26

Patterns only a full crawl can see.

  • Indexable pages with no search impressions
  • Canonical host differs from crawled host
  • Templated near-duplicate pages (doorway page risk)
  • Large share of site is templated pages (scaled content risk)
  • Possible site reputation abuse sections (verify)
  • Keyword-stuffed titles across pages
  • Markup for retired rich results across the site
  • Server errors (5xx) found in crawl
  • Internal links point at broken pages
  • Broken pages (4xx) found in crawl
  • Pages failed to fetch during crawl
  • Duplicate titles across pages
  • Duplicate page content across URLs
  • Duplicate meta descriptions across pages
  • Orphan pages (no inbound internal links)
  • Thin content pages across the site
  • Slow server responses (>2s) in crawl
  • Internal links resolve through redirects
  • Sitemap lists redirecting URLs
  • Same page indexable with and without trailing slash
  • Indexable pages missing a title
  • Indexable pages missing a meta description
  • Indexable pages missing an H1
  • Titles likely truncated in results
  • Meta descriptions too short or too long
  • Sitemap lists broken URLs

SEO essentials 30

Indexing, crawling and the basics.

  • noindex on a checkout/cart/account page (expected)
  • Page is set to noindex
  • Missing title tag
  • Missing meta description
  • Missing H1 heading
  • Multiple H1 headings
  • Missing canonical URL
  • No structured data found
  • No Open Graph tags found
  • X-Robots-Tag noindex on a checkout/cart/account page (expected)
  • Header-level noindex (X-Robots-Tag)
  • Canonical points to a different host/scheme
  • noindex page canonicalises to another URL
  • Meta-refresh redirect in use
  • Possible intrusive interstitial / pop-up (verify)
  • No next-gen image formats
  • Images missing width/height (CLS risk)
  • robots.txt blocks render resources (CSS, JS)
  • JS-only navigation links (not crawlable)
  • Many faceted / parameter URLs exposed to crawlers
  • Pagination may not be crawlable
  • No sitemap found
  • Sitemap contains invalid XML
  • Sitemap contains no URLs
  • Sitemap contains URLs from other domains
  • Sitemap missing lastmod dates
  • Duplicate URLs in sitemap
  • Sitemap lists non-HTML files
  • Sitemap exceeds 50,000 URLs
  • Sitemap not referenced in robots.txt

Structured data 11

Schema validity and rich-result eligibility.

  • No structured data found
  • Invalid JSON in structured data
  • Missing or invalid @context in structured data
  • Unknown @type in structured data
  • Missing required properties in structured data
  • Duplicate @type in structured data
  • BreadcrumbList entry missing item URL
  • Self-serving review markup (policy violation)
  • Video present but no VideoObject schema
  • VideoObject missing required properties
  • No video key-moments markup

Content and trust 22

Quality signals and E-E-A-T.

  • Thin content detected
  • Placeholder text detected
  • Title and H1 do not share key terms
  • Content readability is very high grade level
  • Content readability is very low grade level
  • Empty paragraphs found
  • High heading-to-content ratio
  • Outdated copyright year
  • Title and meta description are identical
  • YMYL topic : apply highest E-E-A-T scrutiny
  • High ad density relative to content
  • Low information-gain / originality signals
  • No published/updated date
  • No concise lead answer (featured-snippet/AEO)
  • Review lacks first-hand evidence
  • Not optimised for Google Discover
  • No author byline on content
  • No author markup (Person / Article author)
  • Trust pages (About, Contact, Privacy) not linked
  • No Organization entity markup
  • Organization entity missing sameAs
  • No outbound citations

AI search 16

Answer engines, citations and query fan-out.

  • AI answer engines blocked in robots.txt
  • AI training bots blocked (deliberate opt-out?)
  • No llms.txt manifest
  • Low extraction-readiness for AI answers
  • Weak entity signals for AI grounding
  • llms.txt present but thin
  • llms.txt links repeat the same URLs
  • No Wikidata entity found for
  • Not cited by Perplexity for any tested query
  • Low AI citation rate across tested queries
  • Competitor sites answer engines trust for your queries
  • Community platforms are citation channels for your queries
  • No AI answer-engine crawlers seen in the logs
  • Some answer engines not yet crawling
  • AI crawler mostly hitting errors (4xx/5xx)
  • Low query fan-out coverage

Security 18

Headers, secrets and exposed files.

  • Mixed content detected
  • External links missing rel="noopener"
  • Missing Content-Security-Policy header
  • Missing Strict-Transport-Security header
  • Missing X-Frame-Options header
  • Missing Referrer-Policy header
  • Missing Permissions-Policy header
  • Secret exposed in page source (Stripe, AWS, GitHub, Slack, Anthropic, OpenAI, private keys)
  • Google API key in page source : verify restrictions
  • CSP present but weakened (unsafe-inline, unsafe-eval, wildcards)
  • HSTS max-age too short
  • HSTS missing includeSubDomains
  • Cookies set without Secure, HttpOnly or SameSite
  • Server version disclosed
  • Cross-origin scripts without Subresource Integrity
  • Source maps referenced in production
  • Exposed sensitive path (.env, .git, dumps and more)
  • No /.well-known/security.txt

Infrastructure 11

TLS, DNS and email authentication.

  • SSL certificate invalid or missing
  • SSL certificate expiring soon
  • DNSSEC not enabled
  • Missing CAA DNS record
  • No CDN detected
  • HTTP/2 support unverified
  • HTTP/2 not detected
  • Missing SPF record
  • DKIM not verifiable from DNS (selectors unknown)
  • Missing DMARC record
  • DMARC policy is set to none (weak)

Privacy and consent 5

Consent and policy coverage.

  • No cookie consent banner detected
  • No privacy policy link found
  • No cookie policy link found
  • Tracking may load before consent
  • No data controller information found

Analytics and tracking 10

What actually fires, double counting and conversions.

  • No tracking fires before cookie consent
  • No analytics hits fired
  • Universal Analytics still installed (dead since July 2024)
  • Tracking tag loads but sends nothing
  • GA4 records no page views
  • GA4 counts every page view more than once
  • Meta Pixel fires PageView more than once
  • Several GA4 properties collecting
  • Same gtag config runs more than once
  • Thank-you page fires no conversion event

Accessibility 6

Can everyone use it.

  • Images missing alt text
  • Missing lang attribute on <html>
  • Form inputs without labels
  • Missing skip navigation link
  • Empty headings found
  • Missing <main> landmark

Performance 17

Speed, scripts and app readiness.

  • Render-blocking scripts detected
  • No resource hints found
  • Large HTML document
  • No lazy-loaded images
  • Large inline JavaScript
  • Images not served as next-gen / responsive (often build-locked)
  • Heavy JavaScript libraries detected
  • Too many external scripts
  • Scripts missing async or defer attributes
  • No ES module scripts detected
  • Large inline script content
  • No bundler detected
  • No web app manifest found
  • No theme-color meta tag found
  • No Apple touch icon found
  • No service worker registration found
  • No viewport meta tag found

Links 9

Link health and money-page linking.

  • Empty or placeholder href attributes found
  • Broken anchor fragment links detected
  • External links missing rel="noopener"
  • No internal links found
  • Invalid mailto link format
  • No links found on page
  • Excessive number of links
  • Money-page link gap
  • Further money-page link gaps

Local business 12

Main-street visibility.

  • Missing LocalBusiness structured data
  • LocalBusiness schema missing NAP details
  • No Google Maps embed found
  • No click-to-call tel: link found
  • No prominent call-to-action found
  • No opening hours found
  • No service area defined
  • No review or rating schema found
  • No trust signals detected
  • No Google Business Profile link found
  • No WhatsApp contact link found
  • No directions link found

E-commerce 12

Product pages and store trust.

  • Missing Product structured data
  • Product schema is incomplete or missing offers
  • No cart elements detected
  • No payment trust signals found
  • Missing BreadcrumbList schema
  • No SSL trust badge detected
  • Merchant listing enhancements missing in Product schema
  • Product schema missing GTIN/MPN/SKU identifier
  • No shipping information on the product page
  • No return/refund policy on the product page
  • Out-of-stock product not marked in schema
  • No related/cross-sell product links

International 7

Languages and hreflang.

  • Missing lang attribute on <html> element
  • No hreflang tags found
  • Missing x-default hreflang tag
  • No self-referencing hreflang tag
  • Invalid language codes in hreflang tags
  • Missing Content-Language HTTP header
  • RTL language detected without dir="rtl"

Search Console and data 6

Google's own data, update timing and model-verified triage.

  • Manual action in Search Console
  • Security issue reported by Google
  • Rich-result errors in Search Console
  • Traffic drop across a Google core or spam update
  • Location pages judged as template copy (model-verified)
  • Fan-out sub-queries not answered (model-verified)

Generated from the finding titles in the plugin source on every build. Some titles include the specific value found, shown here as "…". Design taste is judged, not pattern-matched, so it is not in this list: see the design file.

Install

Put him on the case.

Inside Claude Code, run these two lines. Then point him at a site.

  1. /plugin marketplace add spruikco/fat-agent-skill
  2. /plugin install fat-agent@fat-agent-marketplace
  3. Run /fat-audit https://your-site.com, or just say "run FAT agent on my site".